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1. Egg nog or hot chocolate?
Mmmmmm Egg nog... just three more days

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Santa tried skipping our house a couple of years ago and we just got presents from Mom and Dad... I was pissed, he came back the next year, learned his lesson and hasn't skipped us since.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
I like all white, it's classic

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Sometimes to ambush people in doorways with hugs and kisses... it's foul yet endearing at the same time

5. When do you put your decorations up?
the day after turkey day... I need a new tree this year the cats chewed up the lights on the old one too bad the lights weren't on at the time

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
stuffing, I newly like candy yams

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child?
Coming home from Christmas Eve Mass all excited about the next day. Something's magical about 1 am christmas morning with all the lights on, I still cant sleep right before christmas.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
Fricken biotches in Girl Scouts. I held my own for a while but the damn troop leaders didn't do anything and ruined it for all the younger kids which included me. They ruined my Innocence...

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
I have plastic glazed fruit and I need to replace the bulbs, it's year three and they are starting to flake, they also didn't stand up very well last year with all the death defing leaps the pussy cats made. It was like Mission impossible around my apartment last year, I am just glad i can put up my Nativity Scene this year

11. Snow, love it or hate it?
LOVE it, I love walking on abandond streets in the middle of a heavy windless snow fall with all the lights flickering... ahhh so romantic :)

12. Can you ice skate?
I used to skate pretty well, some how I am better on or in water than functioning on land... Another reason I should be a pirate arrrrrrgh!

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
Currently it's the Pirates game I got last year... i am a sucker for Piratey things and Johnny my fiance... Sorry babe, but if I ever get a chance I am so having sexy time with that man, you have been warned

14. Most important thing about the holidays?
Peanut Butter Balls and i guess Family, world peace blah blah blah

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert?
PEANUT BUTTER BALLS!!!! I like pumpkin rolls too.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Decorating the christmas tree and watching christmas movies with the family

17. What tops your tree?
a pretty bronze star

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving?
giving, I make most of my gifts, most people now days just buy whatever they want anyways I would rather a meaningful gift that showes that I took time out for them.

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
uhhh the chickens squaking to the tune of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Actually it's carol of the bells.

20. Candy canes:
i can do without, what do they represent anyways?

21. Favorite Christmas movie?
in this order... The Grinch, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story... that was difficult

22. What do you leave for Santa?
threats of bodily harm if he doesn't leave presents under the tree god damn it, I don't care if I am 25 he better get his fat ass through that fire place especially if I go through all that trouble to make cookies and leave carrots out for the demonic farm animals.

ECHO ECHo ECho Echo echo....

I just woke up from an aweful dream. You will like it it's interesting.

So I was walking through the old county fair with Paris Hilton, Yes Paris Hiltion I did say it was a bad dream. And so we were walking through and this geeky guy was like oh I know you to me, and he Climbed the radio tower in front of us did some spy like things and a light flashed. I was pissed because he took my picture then he walked over to Paris Hiltion and she is so dumb he didn't even do any spy things. And he took their picture too and was very non-chalantly walked away. So then I am pissed and he knows what I look like and as soon as I find him he starts running. I kinda follow him and find out that he is doing something weird with the photos.

So then I go change my clothes and cut my hair off so I can hunt this bitch down, takes all of 5 seconds. I find him and I start punching him in the face. But you know how my punches are, I have only really punched one person in my life and they looked at me like I was giving them a love tap. So then I just start aming for an eye and hope it bruises. I finally give him a black eye and run. I guess I showed him right... I finally find Paris Hilton and she is Making out with Florence Henderson, yeah the Brady Bunch Mom. I guess she is a slut in my dreams too.

So I go to leave and i walk through the old bar and you come running up to me. I ask what happened to Samoa. You say, "you know that date I had last night, well we got married" You then tell me "she's the one" you are all excited about your 7 new children and the one born last night, you want me to help you pick something out for your new son (she was pregnant and you havent gotten over that saving people thing when you date) I get pissed of and just start running. Eventually I come back, tell you I love you and that I know I should be happy that you have found "the one" I also say that getting married after one date is not acceptable and I will love you still anyways.

BUT IF YOU DO THAT FOR REAL I WILL KILL YOU!!! Seriously use this time wisely. I will make you a deal. If you don't go and get married in Samoa with out telling me you are at least seeing someone, or choose to have a very short engagement THEN I will promise that I won't hang out with Paris Hilton and try to give weird people black eyes. I just want you to know how much of a catch you are. You are a very special person and not just anyone deserves you. I Love you very much and whoever she is she better be one amazing woman.

Have a good day at work!

Gwen

I am sitting at home being lazy watching love stories and drawing pretty pictures. I realized the other day that it's been nearly three years since Glen and I broke up. Since I had somewhat of a serious relationship.

All I can say is Wow!

There comes a time when you go from saying I love being single to god I hate these people. Ehh The three years thing kind of scares me.

Time for a run

I have been hit with a great big dose of reailty today. I just know that when I go into work tomorrow and get asked about my weekend wondering how the benefit I know I will have a come appart.

I keep saying that I miss my dogs now that I don't live near home anymore but I think I miss being around to help more. 3-5 sounds like a prison sentance.

I can't help but agree with this man here.







Kinda funny coming from an ex KKK member.

this is what this man, one of our senators said a little over 60 years ago

Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.

He had earlier written Bilbo "I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side".

Reading this I was just reminded of my Hate Crimes class. Don't think he is the only politician who at one time was a member.


I do need to also quote what followed in Wiki. Also I am only quoting wiki because I remember it and i don't exactly have my old notes here still.

please note this too then.

In 1997, he told an interviewer he would encourage young people to become involved in politics, but to "Be sure you avoid the Ku Klux Klan. Don't get that albatross around your neck. Once you've made that mistake, you inhibit your operations in the political arena." In his latest autobiography, Byrd explained that he was a member because he "was sorely afflicted with tunnel vision—a jejune and immature outlook—seeing only what I wanted to see because I thought the Klan could provide an outlet for my talents and ambitions." Byrd also said, in 2005, "I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don't mind apologizing over and over again. I can't erase what happened."

I hope this is true, it doesn't help that the KKK is on it's way back. Reminds me of voldemort.

And quit buying your pets at petstores, that is probrably the worst thing you can do.

Brett Michales has nothing on Flava.

Flav may have a limited vocabulary but his words have so many different meanings. It could be the way he mispronounces things or even the way that sometimes he g's it up so much that you wonder if it's a word in the first place

Brett Michales reminds me of the guy at the bar who is way too drunk and goes around asking people why the hot girl hates him

Flave just reminds me of the guy that mysteriously showed up in our drunk picture waiting for the el while on a binge in chicago.

Besides Brett Michales pouts his lips too much, he looks too much like my weird ex who just facebooked me so he can have 4 friends instead of 3 and did I mention he plucks his eyebrows and not just in the middle. Mine are nicer though. His are almost as good I have to admit that one.

Oh Brett Michales I want you to pick the Texan who breaks up fights and has what looks like awesome implants. I think you would be an awesome fucked up couple...